Boyd

Boyd is the most popular member of Just Another Production and easily the least productive. His daily responsibilities include strategic napping, emergency treat negotiations, and maintaining extremely high standards of belly rub quality control.

Though he has never written a script, attended a pitch, or hit a deadline, Boyd’s contribution to team morale is unmatched. Boyd prefers to operate at a dignified distance — close enough to supervise, far enough to avoid being perceived as clingy. From his chosen command post (usually the most inconvenient spot in the room), he provides silent oversight during edits and unwavering eye contact during snack breaks.

He has mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing while somehow being credited for everything and is a certified therapist - offering support in the form of calm companionship and occasional dramatic sighs.

He accepts payment in snacks, compliments, and any soft surface within a three-metre radius.